Posted by
Christopher Van on Tuesday, July 28, 2009 8:36:42 AM
Liberals in Congress are apparently working to pass new taxes to combat obesity. Go figure, the same group that created the entitlement class with food stamps, welfare checks and free satellite TV to watch reruns of Jerry Springer now wants to tax the very constitutents who put them in office. Are they afraid that the folks from whom they routinely purchase votes will get so fat and lazy that they won’t be able to make it to the voting booth? Maybe they should give them free scooters from the Scooter Store!
According to recent reports, the CDC is working closely with Congressional liberals to push through a three cent tax on soda. Seriously, do they really thing three cents is going to have any impact on obesity in America. My guess is that this move is part of a bigger ploy to further take over greater aspects of our lives.
Liberals created the insidously un-American concept of political correctness to control what we say. They are pushing laws to ban our right to defend our homes and families from criminals. The Fairness Doctrine is being pushed as a way to silence dissent on talk radio. They now own our banks and our auto makers. They soon will tell us what doctor we can see; when, where and how often. Now they want to tell us what we can eat. Imagine another four years of Obama’s hope and change:
Pizza Guy: Thank you for calling Papa John’s, can I have your phone number?
You: 555-1212
Pizza Guy: What can I get for you tonight?
You: I’ll have two large pizzas, one with the works and the other with pepperoni.
Pizza Guy: Sorry, according to the CDC records you have high cholesterol. How about a salad.
You: No, I really want a pizza.
Pizza Guy: No can do, the government says you are too fat. I am only authorized to sell you a salad.
You: Fine, I’ll just call Domino’s.
Pizza Guy: You can’t do that. It’s now in the system that you attempted to order fatty foods and if you try again you could be arrested by the food police.
What truly is amazing are the sheeple who can’t see through this charade, where Stalin and Marx have been reincarnated in the form of the Obamamessiah who seemingly walks on water to the dumb and ignorant in our midst. At any other time in history the actions we are seeing in Washington would have resulted in an all out revolt by the people. Then again, what we are witnessing is the result of 200 years of government using education as a tool to indoctrinate the masses.
Keep in mind the worst is yet to come. I, like many conservatives, predicted that the Obama economic plan would result in an economic disaster. We called global warming the greatest hoax on earth (Chicago just had its coldest July in 66 years). We predicted the government take over of banks and auto makers would result in inferior quality and eventual bankruptcy (look at AIG and GM). The list of liberal failures goes on and on as does the culpability of politicians, many of whom should be serving time in prison rather than Washington.
Christopher Van
www.goldenpansy.com