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The First of Many Repudiations of Liberalism Yet to Come

 

It is quite amusing watching the mainstream media try to spin yesterday’s Election Day repudiation of Obama, his policies and liberalism in general.   In Virginia, Republicans swept the electoral columns, in New Jersey a Republican won in a state that voted for Obama with a fifteen point advantage and in Maine, Neil and Bob won’t be able to tie the knot. 

Where do we begin? Possibly in upstate New York where Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman garnered only 46% of the vote.   The pundits are spinning this as a blow to the Republican party but let’s examine the truth.   The 23rd Congressional district of New York in upstate New York and adjacent to liberal Vermont was not going to be a cakewalk for a political unknown from an obscure party.

The GOP, wrongfully thinking they had to move to the left to win, selected Dede Scozzafava, a pro choice, pro union, liberal Republican to run against attorney Doug Owens.   In New York, there is also a Conservative Party that is recognized of which Hoffman was a member. Upset at the selection of Scozzafava who is more liberal than most Democrats, a grass roots effort to elect Hoffman, got underway.   This past weekend Scozzafava withdrew from the race and asked her supporters to vote not for Hoffman, but for Democrat Owens.   That said, the fact that this uknown political outsider got 46% of the vote is truly amazing and yes, is a repudiation of the status quo.

Now onto New Jersey where Chris Christie, a Republican, defeated incumbent Jon Corzine despite heavy support from B. Hussein himself.   In Virginia, Robert McDonnell won, which is a stinging blow to liberals because he is also a fiscal and social conservative. 

Onto Maine where proponents of same sex marriage were pinning their hopes on the first win of a popular vote on this silly concept.   They lost, just as they have lost in each and every state where a vote has been put to the general public.   More importantly, this sends a message to the politicians who used their power to enact the legislation against the will of the people earlier this year.   Isn’t it amazing how when ludicrous and insidious liberal ideas are put to the test they always lose; without fail. 

To all you sensitive liberals out there, this isn’t gay bashing but rather common sense. Remember, if we were to redefine marriage for one group of people we have to redefine it for all in order to escape being labeled as hypocrites.   This would open up the door for polygamy, incestuous marriages and bestialitynuptials. 

There is no way to spin this as anything less than a complete repudiation of the liberal ideology being put forth in Washington. Americans are sick of it and more than anything sick of Congress not listening to the will of the people despite millions of protesters throughout the past few months demanding change.   The results of this election should send a clear message that liberals are headed in the wrong direction and if they don’t heed this warning there could be a complete bloodletting on Congress in 2010.   My hope is that they don’t listen and continue down the beaten path towards socialism so that we can bring about true change in 365 days.  

Christopher Van

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Dear Mr. President

 

Dear President Obama,

It’s been a week and everything is still the same. Where is all the change that you promised? Perhaps it was a campaign slogan or perhaps you just can’t deliver. Whatever it is, I think that perhaps there is a better solution.

As a conservative, otherwise known as a patriot, I had high hopes that perhaps you weren’t the Marxist that some claimed.   As an American, I prayed that perhaps you could bring our nation’s political divide to an end. To the contrary, we are now more polarized than ever.  

I know that we thought we could work it out, but it just hasn’t happened that way.   Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our separate ways.

We begin by equitably dividing up the country.   Certainly we can sit down and come to an agreement on what is fair. Obviously we start by giving you Michigan and Illinois because your fellow liberals have been the model of efficiency in each of those states.  Don't worry about the cold, I'm sure your global warming will take care of that. We will take the south since you never really liked us anyway. 

After we divvy up the land, the rest should be simple since liberals and conservatives have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them) …

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, gangbangers, homeboys, hippies, welfare moms, single moms, transvestites and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We’ll keep the bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.  We’ve got dibs on family values, since you never really cared for them anyway. You can have gay marriage and the pedophiles at NAMBLA. 

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and destroy any place that threatens our way of life. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters.  Since you don't like Guantanamo Bay, we'll take the property and turn it into a resort.  You can have the occupants and maybe give them free room and board in the Lincoln Bedroom.  But remember, when they start blowing things up, don't come crying to us because all we'll say is "I told you so".   Well also go ahead and keep Israel as an ally and you can start a dialogue with your pals in North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values and In God We Trust on our currency. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, Jane Fonda and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.  You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.

We’ll keep English as our official language and you can have Ebonics or whatever it is you’re teaching the younger generation these days.   We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.  Since it often so offends you we’ll keep our history, our name, our Constitution and our flag.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWR and 100 offshore oil rigs which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Sean Penn
 
Christopher Van
 
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Trojan Horse Politics

 

On the First Day, the messiah flubs the oath of office while the Wall Street referendum results in a 322 point, record setting drop.   On Day Two, we come to find out that jobless claims are the highest in 26 years. Day Three results in new construction being at the lowest point since 1959. I'm just going out on a limb, but my guess is Day Four won't result in the creation of the sun and moon, aligning the stars and seasons in perfect harmony.  So much for parting the skies and walking on water; this is more like the coming of Satan.

After all, would anyone but Satan himself risk the lives of Americans by closing the Guantanamo Bay Country Club?  What kind of message does this send to our enemy who are celebrating this decision in caves from Kabul to Karachi.  I'm sure they have already had their share of laughts as we doled out prayer rugs, Korans, cable television or burqua clad prostitutes to their incarcerated jihadist brethren who have no regard for freedom or our way of life.  But, this is justice in the eyes of liberals whose only true regret is that there was not more carnage by these goons on 9/11. 

So what will the president of the ignorant portion of the electorate do with these enemies? Does he intend to bring them to the United States and give them access to our courts?   Are they going to be the beneficiaries of our tax dollars? Isn’t there something truly sick and twisted about our paying to defend those who seek to annihilate us? Then again this should come as no surprise as liberals have long slept with the enemy. 

Here’s another example of how Obama could gain praise and respect.   Rather than coddling our enemy, kill them.   How about we strike a compromise; you get to close Club Gitmo and we get to kill the terrorists. In fact, let’s make it a pay per view event with all proceeds going to those who lost loved ones on 9/11. But alas, killing criminals wouldn’t be morally right because in the eyes of liberals the only ones worthy of a death sentence are innocent little children. 

The closing of this base was predictable, as it has been the rallying cry of the kook fringe Obama base.  This is probably the first of many steps that he will take to appease this seditious lot to whom he owes his election.   Mark my words, there’s more to come including legalizing illegal aliens, banning English as the official language, taking away our right to free speech and only permitting criminals to have the right to bear arms. These are the true colors of Obama and his liberal cronies who care absolutely nothing about you or I or any real American for that matter. They care only about their special interests and pandering to the very groups who loathe the self reliance and rugged individualism.

This charade under the guise of hope and change will continue until America wakes up, but they won’t. They are too busy watching American Idiot and getting their news from ET, Oprah and The View.   They actually think that Obama is here to solve their problems. I guess this is understandable when we have a president who mistakenly believes that government is the solution to all when in fact government is the root cause of all that troubles us today.  

Our government is drunk with power from votes purchased on empty promises and trojan horse policy and those who cast those votes are too damn stupid to see through this charade.   Think about it, these fools looked past Obama’s record of questionable associations and Marxist leanings in hopes they would get a welfare check, sometimes called a stimulus package.   If a Republican had even half this baggage they would be lynched by the media.   Imagine a GOP candidate for anything evading taxes, sheltering illegal nannies or taking part in the pardons of felon fugitive financiers or Puerto Rican terrorists. Heck, they get in trouble if they simply utter Obama’s middle name or have a distant cousin ticketed for speeding. I guess that is now life in what has truly become the Banana Republic of America.
 
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Well...I'm Waiting

 

Well, I’m waiting…I still have a mortgage and an empty gas tank.   You promised to take care of me from cradle to grave. I heard the campaign rhetoric and the best you can come up with is a taxman who refuses to pay his taxes. Oh, that’s right, he said he was sorry. Yes, it was a goof. In fact it wasn’t even his fault, it was Turbo Tax! Of course, silly me, go ahead and confirm the guy so we can all use him as precedent if we conveniently forget to pay our taxes. Then again, if we do it, we go to jail becase we are not members of the political elite.

Seriously folks, what’s the messiah done already? Wall Street tanked on Day One. He attended an overpriced orgy of fellow liberal elitists who flew in on their leer jets at our expense.   I heard he called a few foreign leaders….what dinner in Tehran? 

All the while the media gushes with pride and joy that their self serving man was put into office by the folks over at ACORN.   Usually I’d be willing to give the new president a chance, which I did. He promised that his election would bring about a change to politics as usual; yet we have a cabinet filled with Clinton retreads. The media promised an end to the racial divide; yet we had to listen to the race baiting drivel of Reverend Lowery. No more corruption in Washington; yet we sit through confirmation hearings on the queen of corruption herself.   Honesty and integrity inside the beltway; is that how Timothy Geithner spells his name? 

The liberal template has been laid out before us, so I guess wanting Obama to fail is where I stand. Certainly if he were proposing the Fair Tax, English only mandates, an end to illegal immigration, defeat of Islamic fascism and school choice I would want him to succeed, but that’s not where he stands. He stands for socialism and an undermining of our rights of economic freedom and individual liberty, so why on earth would anyone who loves America want to see that agenda succeed?

I don’t know how long the honeymoon will last but it can’t possibly be forever. Will it take saddling out kids with a few more trillion? Perhaps. Will it take a terrorist attack on our homeland? That may do it.   Will it take free healthcare, education and welfare for gate crashing criminals? Well, that’s already going on and people could care less.

My guess is once the nanny state stupor wears off, the anger will escalate. I think it may come down to increased taxes. Obama and his fellow liberals seem to be of the belief that they can just tax the superwealthy but the last time I checked they were in relatively short supply.   What happens when they are tapped out, or just get fed up and move elsewhere? 

Each trillion dollar check costs every American somewhere in the neighborhood of $6700 dollars.   We are talking multiple trillions for a population that doesn’t have fifty bucks in the bank.   The debt we are creating will be the demise of our country. If you don’t believe me, just wait until China decides to stop underwriting our foolishness. 

As any historian of the Great Depression will tell you, the market crash of 1929 would have resulted in mere recession of twenty four to thirty six months had the government not intervened.   They did and it took World War II and a half million American lives a decade later to fix what the government created.   If Obama and the liberal Congress institute what they have planned it will take an equally catastrophic event to get our nation back on course. Is that really what we want for our kids? Maybe you should ask those who are hoping his socialist agenda works.  

Christopher Van

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Coronation, what coronation?

Today is just another day. I’ll get up, go to work and see half of what I earn stolen by an out of control federal bureaucracy intent on destroying America.   While the nanny state electorate of sub IQ 80 Americans celebrates the coming of hope and change as the messiah parts the skies, I’ll be toiling away to figure out how to make more money, because Lord knows I’m going to need it.
The waning hours of a presidency are always interesting, especially the pardons and commutations. You will recall that in his final act, Bill Clinton pardoned felon fugitive financier Marc Rich and members of the Puerto Rican terrorist organization FALN.   After eight years of crime, corruption and cover-ups that defined the Clinton administration, this came as no surprise.
Pardons and commutations tell a lot about a person, so it also came as no surprise when I heard that President Bush commuted the sentences of Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean. It makes perfect sense that a man who has committed eight years of his life to defending our freedom would stand up to free two honorable men who were maliciously prosecuted while defending our borders.
If you recall, Ramos and Compean were border guards who confronted Osvaldo Davila, a convicted drug smuggler and illegal alien.   After a brief scuffle, Davila attempted to flee and was shot in the butt. Liberal , activist prosecutors then took Ramos and Compean to task and somehow won convictions.   The two men were sentenced to ten years in jail and Davila rewarded for making up stories as he testified for the prosecution.  
The greatest mistake of Ramos and Compean was not finishing the job. They should have done what any honorable American would do when faced with a gate crashing felon; kill the parasite. 
As our president leaves office, he leaves on a high note that will certainly be ignored by the mainstream media. Why? Because it would make the president look good which would run counter to their never ending agenda of character assassination. 
Besides, it would take time away from the coronation of the anointed one.   I mean, seriously, how can we talk about national security when Michele Obama is wearing a new dress.   How can we talk trillion dollar budget deficits when the orgasmic events of the day are only costing the tax payers $150 million, which by the way is four times more than Bush spent on his inauguration that drove the media ballistic. 
But this is the day and age of hypocrisy. The liberals have finally found a leader, who like them, loathes freedom, liberty and justice.   They now have the ability to undermine God, family and country with their own values of emasculation and political correctness. They now have the power to ban free speech, only allow criminals access to guns, gay marriage, drive through abortion clinics, economic illiteracy, failing schools, union intimidation, sham elections, pedophilia and terrorism.  
Certainly there may be a democrat or two that doesn’t share those values but it’s fair to say that they aren’t in Washington where NAMBLA has front row seats to the Li’l Jazzy J rap show at the mall. As I said earlier, today is just another day for the intelligent few left in America. Certainly it’s a celebration for the young, the dumb and the uninformed to whom Obama owes a debt of gratitude. For the rest of us it’s time to figure out how we’re not going to get our pockets picked over the next four years. 
 
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Taking Back our Money, Rights, Families and Country

 

Wow, just two short weeks until the Messiah parts the skies with peace on earth and goodwill towards man. No more Hamas rocket attacks on innocent Isreali kids, no more gate crashing illegals killing innocent Americans, no more Islamic fascists turning airplanes into projectiles.   The peace and harmony will make me forever grateful to those who had the foresight to bow down to the chosen one. 

Of course we know that none of this will happen as the risk of violence continues to increase in direct correlation to our coddling of terrorists, who for those who attend government schools, are radical Muslims.   Yes, they look different and they dress different, just don’t let your local government academician or bureaucrat hear you saying that aloud. 

Along with this risk of violence abroad will be the increased risk at home, as our intelligence agencies are gutted in the dawn of the Obamanation.   Terrorists and illegals will be given free reign to do as they please to the American public and those who have been basking in the sun at Club Gitmo will now be entitled to their day in our kangaroo courts, where they will be released on their own recognizance to build bombs and slash throats to their hearts content.

If they are lucky, they can sidle up to the trough and maybe get their own terrorist bailout. I mean, we are only at one trillion dollars for this so called stimulus package. Why not give away a little more to our enemies to blow up bridges and roads that, according to liberals, are in great need of repair anyway. Surely we would save a lot on demolition costs and we wouldn’t even have to deal with union road crews who seemingly just stand around and do nothing.

One trillion dollars! Can you even fathom that amount? Did you know that it would take 31,500 years to count to a trillion one second at a time?   Did you know that one trillion dollars in pennies would weigh 310 million tons, which is about the combined weight of all the pregnant illegals between East LA and El Paso.   One trillion dollars in pennies would rise 98.6 million miles into the sky, more than the distance from the earth to the sun. One trillion dollars in pennies laid side by side would be more than 14,000 square miles which is larger than Delaware AND Hawaii, the purported birthplace of the messiah, combined. 

One trillion dollars will break the back of our nation and nobody seems to care, probably because the average government educated moron lacks the intellectual wherewithal to realize the damage that it will inflict. After all, it was these same morons that gave rise to Obama, as he spread his wings and soared amidst the columns of the ancient Greek temple.  

Keep in mind that this trillion dollars is on top of trillions of dollars in debt from the failed socialist security ponzi scheme. It is on top of medicare and Medicaid. It is on top of the inevitable trillions that will be tied up in the government takeover and ultimate destruction of our healthcare system.  

The kind of debt that gave rise to entire economic conundrum we are currently in will pale in comparison to the debt that the government is going to put on the backs of our children, their children and their children’s children. This is the kind of debt that no nation can possible survive.  

Thomas Paine once said that “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.” To describe our government today as anything but intolerable would be an understatement of epic proportions.   We are witnessing, for the first time in our history, a government that is truly drunk with power and is using every means possible to silence the truth while passing a sentence of death on our nation.

Government schools are raping the minds of our youth while the media fills the airwaves with lies and distortions in lock step with their liberal allies in Washington who seek to undermine the foundation upon which our nation was founded.   Liberal special interests are working in unison with the courts towards the obsolescence of real marriage, American culture and private property. Liberals in congress have an agenda calling for the banning of free speech and limiting the right to bear arms to only criminals, illegal aliens and terrorists.  

The stage is set for some really bad things to happen to our nation unless people wake up from their nanny state entitlement stupor.   The party is over and it’s time for those of us with any intelligence to make a difference.  

Most certainly, for those of us over thirty, indifference would be the easy way out. Let our children deal with the inevitable pain where suffering and likely violence will arise out of the congressional negligence that is occurring today.   But, to quote Thomas Paine one more time, “If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, so that my children may have peace.”

Our founding fathers lived by these words.   While they were forced to pick up guns, against the will of the ignorant and uninformed way back when, we are not there (yet). We have the ability to throw Congress out of office and it is something that must be done in 2010.   Sure, there will be damage done to the fiber of our nation in the interim by the careless, reckless and indifferent liberals who have turned our nation in a banana republic where Senate seats are for sale, judges are for hire and government contracts depend not on cost or benefit but rather who you know.   

If the GOP were smart, which they have proven not to be over the past eight years, they will seize this opportunity.   They will point out each and every aspect of the culture of corruption, hypocrisy and sedition that are the foundation of the modern day Democrats.  

They must formulate a message that resonates with Americans that is as simple as saying, we want you to have your money, your rights, your families and your country back.  It gets no simpler than that one sentence which is the polar opposite of the Democrat agenda of the 111th Congress and their messianic leader.
 
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New Laws for 2009 Courtesy of Domestic Liberals

 

Without fail, the dawn of the new year brings about the inevitable bevy of new laws to hit the books across the fruited plain.   Effective January 1, 2009, it is now illegal to pee in New Hampshire and those who have the sudden, uncontrollable urge to do so will be faced with a $1000 dollar fine. Of course, the law goes on to say that the person urinating must know that they will be offending someone.   I guess this is a case where ignorance truly is bliss.

In California it is now illegal to text while driving. So let me get this straight, it’s perfectly fine to come across the border, live on the dole and get in state college tuition rates but it’s no longer acceptable to text my illegal alien cousin in Fresno while I drive my low rider through the barrios of East LA.

In Oregon, transfats are now banned.   Yes, another example of idiocy led by liberals who seek to control everything from bodily functions to waistlines. It’s a good thing that there aren’t any transfats in the pot that is legal there. 

In Illinois it is now illegal for contractors with more than $50,000 in state contracts to contribute to the office holder who oversees the deal. At least they excluded Senate seats from this punitive measure that is part and parcel to how business in the most corrupt state in the land is conducted. 

What this amounts to is more evidence that we have far too many unaccountable bureaucrats deciding how we can and can’t live our lives, caring nothing of the masses in their never ending quest for complete government control.

There is nothing wrong with new laws, if they are sensible. Laws that would deport illegal aliens and make illegal border crossings a felony punishable by death would make sense. Rather than banning transfats, wouldn’t it make more sense to sentence anyone driving slow in the fast lane to a month in jail? 

There are a number of things that our legislators could be doing, but are choosing not to.   We need laws to separate schools and state, ban teachers unions and preserve the right to free speech.  

How about some real sensible electioneering laws, like requiring that voters pass a test before they can cast their ballot.   It need not be overly difficult, but perhaps knowing the name of your Senators and Congressional Rep would be a start. Heck even having to know the sum of 1+1 would get rid of half the Obama constituency. 

So why is it when we have a need for real laws that would have a meaningful impact do we find legislators passing what can be described as complete idiocy? Banning transfats, seriously. What next, banning SUV’s, fireplaces and charcoal grilles? 

Take a look around at what liberals have in their crosshairs and this isn’t as far fetched as one may believe.   Liberals are already seeking to ban free speech with something called the Fairness Doctrine.   They are continuing their never ending assault to ban your right to defend your family from criminals, the only people they deem worthy of the right to bear arms.   Perhaps the most sensible law that we could ever pass would be a permanent ban on liberalism, a disease that afflicts nearly one half of our population who are either too dumb or too uninformed to know that there is a cure called common sense.  

Christopher Van

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Welcome to 2009 and the Newest Liberal Tax Increase

 

Welcome to 2009 and a call from liberals to raise the gas tax by 50%.   State and federal governments already receive as much as seventy cents on the gallon, compared to a paltry eight cent profit seen by Big Oil, perpetually in government’s cross hairs for their purported excess profits. 

The federal tax alone is eighteen cents, with the remainder of what can only be described as legalized thievery coming from the states.   Now the feds are seeking to impose another ten to twelve cent increase, with recommendations that states do the same.  

Leave it to some unaccountable bureaucrats in Washington to see taxation as the only solution to decreased revenues coming on the heels of decreased driving that began with gas approached five bucks a gallon this past summer, which was largely due to decreased supply as the result of failure liberal policies that limits domestic oil exploration and production. 

Rather than looking to steal more from Americans, already struggling in difficult economic times, caused by liberal abuses of power such as the Community Reinvestment Act and corruption at Fannie and Freddie, how about giving us some real solutions. 

If more money is needed for roads, then find it elsewhere. How much cash is being used to subsidize education, healthcare and welfare for illegal aliens? How much of the ill gotten gains of government is being used for bridges to nowhere or union bailouts? The waste of government is endless, yet rather than fix what they have created they seek to steal more from us? 

It’s utterly amazing that they are doing exactly what we would go to jail for.   If we were to demand money from another under the threat of a loss of life or liberty, we would be held accountable.   Yet government remains immune, having a pass to seize as much of OUR money as they see fit from OUR pocketbooks and if we object, they will punish us with a loss of freedom and liberty.

Way back when some folks got a little upset about this type of abuse, which was far less egregious than what we are witnessing today.   Tea was dumped in the Boston Harbor, muskets were procured and a few folks like Adams, Washington, Jefferson and Franklin brought about change. Not the kind of change being promised by the chosen one, which really is just proving to be more of the same, but real change that we could count on. Well, at least we could count on it until liberals got into power.  Maybe a more sensible approach to getting more funds into the government coffers would be to sell liberals, instead of arms, to our enemies abroad. Now there’s some change I could live with.

Christopher Van

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Happy Kwanzaa, Whatever the Heck that is

 

Happy Kwanzaa, whatever the heck that is.  To give you a little history lesson, this supposed holiday was invented by Ron Karenga in 1966, when it was branded as a black alternative to Christmas.   Karenga, a convicted felon and former professor of black studies at Cal State Long Beach,  postulated seven principles: unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity and faith, each of which gets its day during Kwanzaa week, which begins today.

Along with this racist holiday, Karenga devised a flag of black nationalism and a pledge: "We pledge allegiance to the red, black, and green, our flag, the symbol of our eternal struggle, and to the land we must obtain; one nation of black people, with one G-d of us all, totally united in the struggle, for black love, black freedom, and black self-determination." Yes, I am most certain Karenga and Jeremiah Wright were cut from the same cloth.

What all Americans must realize is that there is no part of Kwanzaa that is not fraudulent. The term comes from matunda yakwanza, a Swahili term for first fruit.   The last time I checked, Swahili was an East African tongue which has little relevance for black Americans who are descendents of slaves that were generally taken from west Africa. The cultural gap between west and east Africa is as dramatic as comparing Indiana to Indonesia. 

While Kwanzaa purports to celebrate a harvesting ritual, it is somewhat suspect that this would occur in December, a time when harvesting just does not occur.   Kwanzaa supposedly stands for human dignity but how does this reconcile with the common practices in Africa of female circumcision, stoning and polygamy? Kwanzaa celebrates corn, a crop that is indigenous to Mexico, not Africa.   Maybe Karenga, or the followers of this made up holiday could explain the celebration of an Ur-African culture that doesn't even exist in a continent where rival tribes slaughter each other for game.   

The truth is that Kwanzaa is just another excuse by its inventor to promote Marxism.   It has been embraced by liberals, who share a similar ideology and promote this fiction in an attempt to garner support for their nanny state multicultural agenda.

Bill Clinton went so far as to take a hiatus from messing up blue dresses to sign the Kwanzaa proclamation claiming that "The symbols and ceremony of Kwanzaa, evoking the rich history and heritage of African Americans, remind us that our nation draws much of its strength from our diversity."

The truth is that Kwanzaa is a sham. It is a made up holiday with no historical significance. It is a celebration by racists and black seperatists who seek to divide our nation using using fancy terms and outlandish costumes to promote redistribution of wealth. It is a call for blacks to celebrate Marxist concepts that have resulted in failure the world over, just as they are proving to do in our very own nation.  

Perhaps a better holiday would be one that teaches tolerance, brotherhood, hard work and responsibility.   Oh yes, we just celebrated that one yesterday.   But then again, it just wouldn’t be politically correct to wish one another a Merry Christmas when liberals command us to honor each holiday as if they were one and the same. Once again, the truth comes out to the detriment of the liberals and their sheep whose cup overflows with ignorance and stupidity. 
 
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Got Global Warming?

 

As snow falls from Malibu to Houston one would think that the cries from the global warming alarmists would be silenced with the fact based reality that their silly notions rivaled only by the claims of the flat earth society. 

But as is usually the case with liberals, they will make excuses and use the courts to get their way, even when their way defies all semblance of common sense.   Similar to the Franken Coleman election in Minnesota where actual Election Day results don’t matter when fabricated ballots and activist judges can be used to set those aside in the name of advancing liberalism.  Just as liberals are using every means possible, legal or illegal, to certify Franken the winner, they will do the same to brainwash the American sheep of the plight of the planet. 

While evidence continues to mount that global warming is nothing more than a hoax brought about by anti-capitalist environazis, there are those on the left who still fail to see the forest through the trees. One of the factually challenged zealots would be none other than the messiah himself, who won election on the promise that he would bring about falling sea levels and global harmony.

In showing his true colors of economic and environmental illiteracy, B. Hussein Obama has named John Holdren as his Science Advisor.  Aside from the fact that this guy is a radical left wing zealot let me pose a simple question; why should the American taxpayers be paying for yet another unaccountable, incompetent bureaucrat?

Even the extreme left wing BBC announced this year that 2008 is the coldest year of the 21st century and validated the fact that average mean temperatures have steadily declined since 1998.   Since these facts seemingly contradict Al Gore’s science fiction film, the liberal enviro wackos decided that they would rename the cyclical nature of weather as climate change. That’s great, now they have all their bases covered.   Snow in San Diego, climate change.   An 80 degree January day in Minneapolis, climate change.   This is perfect for liberals who are measured solely on intent as opposed to results.   What better way to achieve their redistributionist wealth agenda than to create a myth that nobody can debunk.

Unfortunately for hard working Americans with common sense, this will hit us in the pocket book.   The entire global warming/climate change ponzi scheme was created to simply give the government unfettered access to seize more of our earnings. 

For those of you who actually think that global warming exists, I have a bridge to sell you.   For those who think that climate change is some type of manmade phenomenon, look at the facts which are that history provided five distinctly warmer periods than we are witnessing today, including the 12th century when much of Greenland was arable.   For those who like to blame SUV’s, fireplaces and charcoal grilles what’s your excuse for Pluto and Mars, where climate change is also occurring.   Once again, facts trump fiction which is precisely why liberals are going to use their new found power to enact the unFairness Doctrine which is designed to silence those of us who dare to tell the truth.

Throughout the pages of history, censorship and intimidation have been used to silence those who fought freedom.   Be it Stalin, Hitler or Mao, understand that what liberals are doing today is no different.   Sure, they may not want to kill you but that doesn’t mean they don’t seek to take away your economic and individual liberties.  Ask yourself, is it better to live on your knees or die on your feet?   I think our founding fathers provided that answer, which sadly is no longer discussed in our government schools where the concepts of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness have taken a back seat to nanny state entitlementalism and political correctness. 

Christopher Van

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Secretary of Education Supports Gay Schools and Tasty Condoms

 
As predicted in yesterday’s article, B. Hussein Obama did indeed tap Arne Duncan, the head of the failed Chicago schools to be our new Secretary of Education.    Yes, it is official, the guy who brought us candy flavored condoms for school children and gay high schools is now headed to Washington.  This is beyond all levels of comprehension but don’t worry, you’ll never read about any of this in the Treason Times whose goal is to keep you as misinformed as they did about Obama's connections to terrorists and mobsters.  
Current Education Secretary Bill Bennett called the Chicago Public schools the worst in the nation and said that parents should consider sending their children to private school. I’ll take it one step further and tell you that if you are placing your children in this type of environment then you are committing child abuse. Even Chicago school teachers seemingly agree as 46% of them have their children in private schools. 

Bennett based his comments on this years ACT scores in which half of the cities 64 schools placed in the bottom 1% nationwide.   Of course the Democrat controlled school board claimed that it was because of the districts large minority enrollment, most of whom come from low income families and have a limited proficiency of the English language.  

Perhaps if the schools were teaching instead of making excuses their results would be a little better.  Both Cleveland and Milwaukee schools face the same challenges of poverty, broken homes and limited language proficiency, yet their students perform infinitely better because they have instituted school voucher programs where parents, not unaccountable government bureaucrats, select the schools that best meet the needs of their children.   

It appears that as we dig deeper into the Obama cabinet, we are starting to see his true colors show.   Even the messiah himself recognizes not only the failure of government schools, but the institutional racism that is so prevent, as he is sending his children to the elitist Sidwell Friends private school.   This type of liberal hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me. Imagine what would happen if our elected officials were required to send their children to government schools. Do you think we’d see condoms in the lunch line? Hell no, we’d see Bibles in the classroom and teachers spanking kids who misbehave.  

Once again we are seeing proof that liberalism always fails.   The reason for this failure is because liberals are measured only on intentions, not on productivity or results. Liberals have an inherent aversion to producing anything, other than rules, regulations and bureaucracy that inhibits results. 

The good news is that liberalism has always failed and will always fail; the bad news is that things will get worse before they get better as the general public, brainwashed by the mainstream media, continues to wallow in their nanny state stupor.  One day soon they will wake up and realize that their headaches are nothing more than a Democrat induced economic hangover brought about by the Community Reinvestment Act that busted the financial industry and corrupt unions that have brought the Big 3 to their knees.    

There is no question we can get through this, but to do so we must get back to our conservative roots of hard work, family values, rugged individualism and self discipline that made our country great.   We must all spread the word, be it the word of the Lord or the word of the Constitution, as both are equally important in the salvation of our nation. 

The media is spending an inordinate amount of time telling America that the Republican party is dead, but what they overlook is the fact that conservatism is alive and well and moving away from that message is what has hurt the GOP.   For anyone who doubts me, catch the Sarah Palin tour next time she is in town. She and other true conservatives such as Bobby Jindal, Mike Pence and Tom Coburn are the future of America.   

Truly great leaders bring people to them; they don’t waver on their own positions.   As the Republican Party has moved to the center, they have allowed the Democrats to move further left, which is precisely why the GOP has failed. Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, two of the greatest leaders of the conservative movement, didn’t waffle at the behest of the media. Rather, they conveyed their message in a way that we all understood and, Democrat or Republican, couldn’t get behind fast enough.  

Gay schools and tasty condoms aren’t the direction that America needs or wants.   Coddling illegal aliens and outlawing Christmas doesn’t go over well in small town U.S.A. Undermining our Constitution, banning free speech and the right to defend our loved ones will not be tolerated, yet it is the goal of liberals.  Since the mainstream media won’t convey the message, it is up to you and I and our failure to execute in this mission would be tantamount to our forefather’s laying down their arms and surrendering to the British more than two hundred years ago. 

Christopher Van

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What Is So Hard About Fixing the Economy?

 

Perhaps a story that is bigger than the Big 3 lining up at the trough is the State of California, which is on the verge of bankruptcy. The Democrat controlled assembly and Governor Schwarzenegger are pushing for tax increases which are currently being blocked by a small, but vocal Republican minority.   California is days away from having their credit rating cut and is resorting to paying bills in warrants instead of cash.  

I’m not sure why nobody in Sacramento gets this, but why not just cut out the insidious funding of education, healthcare and welfare for illegals? If California would immediately cut off all of the aforementioned wasteful benefits there would be no budget issue. If they would make their land so inhospitable to criminal aliens they would most certainly see their deficit turn into a surplus as achieving residents and businesses may actually return to the Golden State instead of packing their bags and moving to Nevada. 

Why is it so hard for elected officials, across the fruited plain, to see the simple solutions that could fix our economy in time for Christmas? Could it be that the economic illiteracy of liberals and their blind quest for power are standing in the way of saving America? I certainly don’t have a PhD in economics, I am not a Wharton grad and certainly can’t part the waters like the Messiah, but if I can figure it out why can’t they?    

If we were to do the following ten things, the economy would recover instantaneously:

1)      Repeal the Federal Personal and Corporate Income Tax and all withholding.

2)      Replace these taxes with the Fair Tax.

3)      Demand that Congress leave their leer jets at home and opt out of their retirement and medical plans and use the same plans they are created for the rest of us.  

4)      Demand that Iraq repay us a debt of gratitude with $100 billion dollars worth of oil and oil futures.   If the Somali pirates can do it, so can our pirates inside the beltway. 

5)      Eliminate all earmarks forever more.   No more buying votes with ridiculous pet projects.   Anyone violating this will immediately be impeached from office. 

6)      Privatize social security and let people invest their own money. Even with today’s terrible performance on Wall Street we would see better results than the pathetic returns provided by our unaccountable federal bureaucrats. 

7)      Demand that the Big 3 file Chapter 11 bankruptcy and reorganize as non union shops. 

8)      Implement tort reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits and have loser pay laws requiring the lawyer to pay judgments on behalf of client’s who bring such actions. 

9)      Bar anyone from casting ballots federal, state or local elections if they don’t have an IQ of at least 80, have a photo ID and pay taxes. 

10) Stop all funding for the education, healthcare and welfare of illegal aliens.

Like I said, it’s simple.   I get it, you get it and so does every American with an ounce of common sense. But for some reasons the American hating left doesn’t get it. Instead they would rather lecture us on what is and is not best for us. If they don’t know what is best for our nation then they certainly don’t know what is best for us. 

It’s time to take back our nation from these nanny state elitist liberals who want to control what we say and what we do.   If they can’t implement the ten rules of common sense that I just outlined then they have established themselves as complete and utter failures and should do all of us a favor and resign so that someone who actually cares about our nation can take a shot at fixing it. 
 
Christopher Van
 
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Welcome to Arizona, Now Go Home!

 

Ed Rendell, the Democrat governor of Pennsylvania, is under fire for comments he made about fellow Democrat governor, Janet Napolitano of Arizona.   While standing next to a hot microphone, he said that Napolitano is perfect for the job as head of Homeland Security because she has “no life”.   Not to digress, but if you click here you will see why she has no life! But as far as being perfect for the job, anything short of putting her mug on a billboard somewhere south of Laredo is destined to be a disaster.

The appointment of Napolitano as the head of Homeland Security is something like putting the fox in charge of the hen house, Bill Clinton in charge of the interns or PanchoVilla in charge of border security.   As governor of Arizona, Napolitano vetoed legislation that would have made English the official language of the state. She vetoed a bill that would have banned in-state tuition and day care for illegal aliens. She also vetoed a bill that would have otherwise permitted local law enforcement to enforce federal immigration laws. 

If I were an illegal alien seeking to come to America, I’d pack my six kids in my low rider and head to Phoenix using the I-17 express lane reserved for illegal aliens.   If there were a version of Illegal Alien Monopoly, Go wouldn’t be Go, it would be Welcome to Napolitano’s Arizona, collect your $200 dollar welfare check, some free healthcare and a couple of wet burritos. 

Don’t get me wrong, the people of Arizona generally don’t support illegal immigration and for the most part do a pretty good job when it comes to elections.   Case in point, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who unlike Napolitano, routinely rounds up illegal aliens, dresses them in pink boxers, feeds them bologna sandwiches and puts them on chain gangs where they belong.   In fact, Arpaio is exactly what we need to head up Homeland Security, because he would actually be change that we could count on.

While there are supporters who claim that Napolitano has been an opponent of illegal immigration, her legislative record speaks otherwise.  Like the messiah, she is all talk.   Just this year, she diverted $1.6 million dollars in funds from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office, clearly creating a hardship for law enforcement in the state’s largest county. In addition to being an illegal abuse of power, her executive order was clearly an affront of Arpaio’s successful “posses” which utilize civilian’s to round up gate crashing criminals.  

There certainly is a silver lining with Napolitano being appointed to Homeland Security and that is getting her veto pen out of the way in Arizona.   Under the state Constitution the Republican Secretary of State, Jan Brewer, will take over the governorship which could finally result in illegal immigrants being banned from government schools, hospitals and the workplace where they would now be required to speak English. In simplest terms, the message to illegals would be Welcome to Arizona, Now Go Home!   The question is will they now be welcomed in the other forty nine states?

Christopher Van

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Finally a Bailout that Makes Sense

 

The economic conundrum should come as no surprise to any American. Rather, it should be viewed as the inevitable result of confiscatory taxation and bureaucratic regulation that has strangled the capitalist intent of our forefathers.   Way back when, a few folks gathered to throw some tea into Boston Harbor to protest government excess that was far less egregious than we are witnessing today.  

While unaccountable government officials decided “what is best” for you and I, we are commanded to sit idly by as Wall Street and the Big Three get cash that is seemingly spent on executive outings and corporate jets.   Wouldn’t it be nice if someone inside the beltway actually recognized that the solution to the problem isn’t a solution from the top down, but rather from the bottom up?   Perhaps that person may exist in the form of Texas Representative Louis Gohmert who is proposing a two month tax holiday for all Americans. 

Mark my words, this will get no publicity from the Treason Times, AP Obama or the Clinton News Net, but it’s getting some attention from yours truly. According to American Solutions, an organization founded by former Speaker New Gingrich, Americans pay $101.6 billion per month in personal income tax and $65.5 billion per month in FICA tax. Under Gohmert’s proposed plan these taxes would not be paid during January and February, 2009.   This is money that would stay in the hands of the people who earned it in the first place and no better than any government bureaucrat how to spend it.   For less than half the cost of the current bailout proposal, this would likely have exponentially more impact on the economy. 

Will this happen? Don’t count on it because liberals in congress will do their best to muzzle any word of this plan, just as they plan to muzzle your right to free speech in the coming session. Remember, liberals are all about power and control and if they were to let Americans see how much money is actually being seized out of their paychecks it could lead to an all out taxpayer revolt. Then again, maybe that’s not such a bad thing. 

Perhaps this should be taken one step further.   How about we repeal the insidious 16th Amendment that permitted the government to steal money from our paychecks in the first place.   Just as Americans are being forced to do without as the result of government irresponsibility, maybe it’s time for them to do without.   Just how many ridiculous social programs, bridges to nowhere or butterfly farms on the moon could we do without? Just how many union jobs could we axe in federal, state and local governments that contribute absolutely nothing to our society?  

My suggestion is that you immediately write your Congressional Representative and tell them to support the Gohmert plan.   Tell them to nix the idea of a silly stimulus and their $50 million dollar mailings to advise us that a check is in the mail.   We need something that actually matters, like the right to keep what is rightfully ours to begin with. 

Christopher Van
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Barack Hussein Clinton Obama

 

So where is all this change that we heard so much about?   Didn’t the messiah promise to end politics as usual? If I recall correctly, he was going to part the sea, walk on the water and build an ark that could withstand the Wall Street tsunami as it crashed ashore.

Perhaps the change was Rahm Emanuel.   Maybe it was Reich, Rubin or Podesta. Perhaps it is Hillary Clinton, our new Secretary of State.   I’m beginning to think that the only Clintonite not present in the Obama cabinet is Monica Lewinsky. But hey, at least Michele can once again be proud as she dons the famous blue dress. Just make sure to keep Bill away.  

Yes, this is the change that we can count on. More of the same.   The same lies, the same deceipt and the same failed policies.   For you liberals out there, my guess is that the Obama strategy on Iraq and Afghanistan is going to be EXACTLY the same as W’s. Want proof, Bush appointee Robert Gates has accepted an invitation to stay on serving as Secretary of Defense. You see, now that it is Obama's war surrender is no longer an option.   I wonder when it became fashionable to be a hypocrite?

At least those liberals who wanted change may now be starting to regret their vote.   They listened to the soaring rhetoric and for a while actually thought that the messiah could turn water into wine only to discover that he turned it into four more years of a Clinton administration.   And here we thought that the silver lining of an Obama victory marked the end of the Clinton regime.  

No such luck. In fact, if Bill Clinton wasn’t disbarred he’d be a shoe in for the Supreme Court.   My guess is Hillary wants him as far away from the beltway as possible, so look for an ambassadorship to Thailand where the women are cheap and easy.   Maybe Al Gore can take over the National Weather Service. At the rate Obama is appointing former Clintonistas, he’s going to run out of bodies soon. Maybe he can appoint Vince Foster in abstentia.  

As predicted, there is no change. There will be no change. There was never a plan for any change. All in all, the whole change bit was just a lie to bait the young, the dumb and the uninformed into voting for an empty suit.   Now that the suit got elected, he had to actually find people with enough experience to fill the void that will be in the Oval Office.  

Then there was that whole hope thing.   Well, that was a pipedream as well. The only thing that we have going now is politics as usual and considering the number of Clinton associates in the new White House this should be really interesting, really fast.   The question is now when a scandal will erupt, but how many. Will they involve sex, drugs, mob connections or all of the above?   Your guess is as good as mine, but the same money is on the latter.  
 
Christopher Van
 
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