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Obama is Starting to Make Jimmy Carter Look Like a Brilliant President

 

Contrary to what the mainstream media would have you believe, liberals are pushing hard to provide access to healthcare for illegal aliens.   According to an article in the Washington Times, Michael Honda, a California Democrat, is sponsoring legislation that would provide access to these gate crashing criminals. Here’s a novel idea, how about sponsoring legislation to make the punishment for coming here illegally twenty years on a chain gang picking up trash and cleaning up the graffiti caused by other illegals…and if you happen to get sick we will give you a one way ticket back to Mexico where you can capitalize on that countries free healthcare.  

If Democrats are going to capitulate to the illegal alien lobbyists, I wonder what they will do when Iran completes their first nuke.   As a show of defiance to the world, it is being reported by Reuters India that Iran is testing some short range missiles that have the ability to reach Israel.   It’s no secret that Iranian thug Mahmoud Ahmedinejad has said that he wants to wipe Israel off the face of the earth.   It’s also no secret that he is actively developing nuclear weapons.   Of course the Democrats in Washington will do nothing, because they live to bow at the altar of Islamic fascism.   Perhaps it’s time for Israel to flex their muscle and turn Tehran into a parking lot with a half life of a generation. 

In other news, Bill Clinton came out this weekend in support of gay marriage.   I guess this should come as no surprise, as many of us have often questioned Hillary’s gender.   The question for Clinton, and all liberals who support marriage for gays is whether or not they support marriage for any alternative lifestyle.   After all, you can’t support marriage for some alternative lifestyles, and not all, without being hypocritical.  There are many types of deviant behavior and according to the liberal mantra, who are we do judge.   Using the logic that liberals espouse for gay marriage, then polygamy should be legal, as should marriages between a father and daughter, pedophile and prey or master and dog.  

While we are on the topic of pansies, ABC news is reporting that Obama has freed three more of his brethren from Club Gitmo, including one who was sent back to the Islamic fascist hotbed of Yemen. Why not just give them some free flying lessons and the keys to a 747?  

The failures of this administration continue to mount.   Is it even possible for them to do anything right? From the economy to foreign policy they are on the wrong side of everything, ensuring that the recession will linger and our national security will continue to be threatened.   It is just a matter of time until unemployment hits 15%.    We can probably count the days before Islamic fascists attack somewhere in the United States. Then again, when you are a hollow eyed, delusional liberal, these kind of things just don’t matter because there are more important things to do, like letting Neil marry Bob and giving free healthcare to Jose and his family of illegals.    

Christopher Van

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Dear Mr. President

 

Dear President Obama,

It’s been a week and everything is still the same. Where is all the change that you promised? Perhaps it was a campaign slogan or perhaps you just can’t deliver. Whatever it is, I think that perhaps there is a better solution.

As a conservative, otherwise known as a patriot, I had high hopes that perhaps you weren’t the Marxist that some claimed.   As an American, I prayed that perhaps you could bring our nation’s political divide to an end. To the contrary, we are now more polarized than ever.  

I know that we thought we could work it out, but it just hasn’t happened that way.   Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our separate ways.

We begin by equitably dividing up the country.   Certainly we can sit down and come to an agreement on what is fair. Obviously we start by giving you Michigan and Illinois because your fellow liberals have been the model of efficiency in each of those states.  Don't worry about the cold, I'm sure your global warming will take care of that. We will take the south since you never really liked us anyway. 

After we divvy up the land, the rest should be simple since liberals and conservatives have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them) …

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, gangbangers, homeboys, hippies, welfare moms, single moms, transvestites and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We’ll keep the bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.  We’ve got dibs on family values, since you never really cared for them anyway. You can have gay marriage and the pedophiles at NAMBLA. 

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and destroy any place that threatens our way of life. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters.  Since you don't like Guantanamo Bay, we'll take the property and turn it into a resort.  You can have the occupants and maybe give them free room and board in the Lincoln Bedroom.  But remember, when they start blowing things up, don't come crying to us because all we'll say is "I told you so".   Well also go ahead and keep Israel as an ally and you can start a dialogue with your pals in North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values and In God We Trust on our currency. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, Jane Fonda and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.  You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.

We’ll keep English as our official language and you can have Ebonics or whatever it is you’re teaching the younger generation these days.   We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.  Since it often so offends you we’ll keep our history, our name, our Constitution and our flag.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWR and 100 offshore oil rigs which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Sean Penn
 
Christopher Van
 
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Trojan Horse Politics

 

On the First Day, the messiah flubs the oath of office while the Wall Street referendum results in a 322 point, record setting drop.   On Day Two, we come to find out that jobless claims are the highest in 26 years. Day Three results in new construction being at the lowest point since 1959. I'm just going out on a limb, but my guess is Day Four won't result in the creation of the sun and moon, aligning the stars and seasons in perfect harmony.  So much for parting the skies and walking on water; this is more like the coming of Satan.

After all, would anyone but Satan himself risk the lives of Americans by closing the Guantanamo Bay Country Club?  What kind of message does this send to our enemy who are celebrating this decision in caves from Kabul to Karachi.  I'm sure they have already had their share of laughts as we doled out prayer rugs, Korans, cable television or burqua clad prostitutes to their incarcerated jihadist brethren who have no regard for freedom or our way of life.  But, this is justice in the eyes of liberals whose only true regret is that there was not more carnage by these goons on 9/11. 

So what will the president of the ignorant portion of the electorate do with these enemies? Does he intend to bring them to the United States and give them access to our courts?   Are they going to be the beneficiaries of our tax dollars? Isn’t there something truly sick and twisted about our paying to defend those who seek to annihilate us? Then again this should come as no surprise as liberals have long slept with the enemy. 

Here’s another example of how Obama could gain praise and respect.   Rather than coddling our enemy, kill them.   How about we strike a compromise; you get to close Club Gitmo and we get to kill the terrorists. In fact, let’s make it a pay per view event with all proceeds going to those who lost loved ones on 9/11. But alas, killing criminals wouldn’t be morally right because in the eyes of liberals the only ones worthy of a death sentence are innocent little children. 

The closing of this base was predictable, as it has been the rallying cry of the kook fringe Obama base.  This is probably the first of many steps that he will take to appease this seditious lot to whom he owes his election.   Mark my words, there’s more to come including legalizing illegal aliens, banning English as the official language, taking away our right to free speech and only permitting criminals to have the right to bear arms. These are the true colors of Obama and his liberal cronies who care absolutely nothing about you or I or any real American for that matter. They care only about their special interests and pandering to the very groups who loathe the self reliance and rugged individualism.

This charade under the guise of hope and change will continue until America wakes up, but they won’t. They are too busy watching American Idiot and getting their news from ET, Oprah and The View.   They actually think that Obama is here to solve their problems. I guess this is understandable when we have a president who mistakenly believes that government is the solution to all when in fact government is the root cause of all that troubles us today.  

Our government is drunk with power from votes purchased on empty promises and trojan horse policy and those who cast those votes are too damn stupid to see through this charade.   Think about it, these fools looked past Obama’s record of questionable associations and Marxist leanings in hopes they would get a welfare check, sometimes called a stimulus package.   If a Republican had even half this baggage they would be lynched by the media.   Imagine a GOP candidate for anything evading taxes, sheltering illegal nannies or taking part in the pardons of felon fugitive financiers or Puerto Rican terrorists. Heck, they get in trouble if they simply utter Obama’s middle name or have a distant cousin ticketed for speeding. I guess that is now life in what has truly become the Banana Republic of America.
 
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Well...I'm Waiting

 

Well, I’m waiting…I still have a mortgage and an empty gas tank.   You promised to take care of me from cradle to grave. I heard the campaign rhetoric and the best you can come up with is a taxman who refuses to pay his taxes. Oh, that’s right, he said he was sorry. Yes, it was a goof. In fact it wasn’t even his fault, it was Turbo Tax! Of course, silly me, go ahead and confirm the guy so we can all use him as precedent if we conveniently forget to pay our taxes. Then again, if we do it, we go to jail becase we are not members of the political elite.

Seriously folks, what’s the messiah done already? Wall Street tanked on Day One. He attended an overpriced orgy of fellow liberal elitists who flew in on their leer jets at our expense.   I heard he called a few foreign leaders….what dinner in Tehran? 

All the while the media gushes with pride and joy that their self serving man was put into office by the folks over at ACORN.   Usually I’d be willing to give the new president a chance, which I did. He promised that his election would bring about a change to politics as usual; yet we have a cabinet filled with Clinton retreads. The media promised an end to the racial divide; yet we had to listen to the race baiting drivel of Reverend Lowery. No more corruption in Washington; yet we sit through confirmation hearings on the queen of corruption herself.   Honesty and integrity inside the beltway; is that how Timothy Geithner spells his name? 

The liberal template has been laid out before us, so I guess wanting Obama to fail is where I stand. Certainly if he were proposing the Fair Tax, English only mandates, an end to illegal immigration, defeat of Islamic fascism and school choice I would want him to succeed, but that’s not where he stands. He stands for socialism and an undermining of our rights of economic freedom and individual liberty, so why on earth would anyone who loves America want to see that agenda succeed?

I don’t know how long the honeymoon will last but it can’t possibly be forever. Will it take saddling out kids with a few more trillion? Perhaps. Will it take a terrorist attack on our homeland? That may do it.   Will it take free healthcare, education and welfare for gate crashing criminals? Well, that’s already going on and people could care less.

My guess is once the nanny state stupor wears off, the anger will escalate. I think it may come down to increased taxes. Obama and his fellow liberals seem to be of the belief that they can just tax the superwealthy but the last time I checked they were in relatively short supply.   What happens when they are tapped out, or just get fed up and move elsewhere? 

Each trillion dollar check costs every American somewhere in the neighborhood of $6700 dollars.   We are talking multiple trillions for a population that doesn’t have fifty bucks in the bank.   The debt we are creating will be the demise of our country. If you don’t believe me, just wait until China decides to stop underwriting our foolishness. 

As any historian of the Great Depression will tell you, the market crash of 1929 would have resulted in mere recession of twenty four to thirty six months had the government not intervened.   They did and it took World War II and a half million American lives a decade later to fix what the government created.   If Obama and the liberal Congress institute what they have planned it will take an equally catastrophic event to get our nation back on course. Is that really what we want for our kids? Maybe you should ask those who are hoping his socialist agenda works.  

Christopher Van

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Coronation, what coronation?

Today is just another day. I’ll get up, go to work and see half of what I earn stolen by an out of control federal bureaucracy intent on destroying America.   While the nanny state electorate of sub IQ 80 Americans celebrates the coming of hope and change as the messiah parts the skies, I’ll be toiling away to figure out how to make more money, because Lord knows I’m going to need it.
The waning hours of a presidency are always interesting, especially the pardons and commutations. You will recall that in his final act, Bill Clinton pardoned felon fugitive financier Marc Rich and members of the Puerto Rican terrorist organization FALN.   After eight years of crime, corruption and cover-ups that defined the Clinton administration, this came as no surprise.
Pardons and commutations tell a lot about a person, so it also came as no surprise when I heard that President Bush commuted the sentences of Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean. It makes perfect sense that a man who has committed eight years of his life to defending our freedom would stand up to free two honorable men who were maliciously prosecuted while defending our borders.
If you recall, Ramos and Compean were border guards who confronted Osvaldo Davila, a convicted drug smuggler and illegal alien.   After a brief scuffle, Davila attempted to flee and was shot in the butt. Liberal , activist prosecutors then took Ramos and Compean to task and somehow won convictions.   The two men were sentenced to ten years in jail and Davila rewarded for making up stories as he testified for the prosecution.  
The greatest mistake of Ramos and Compean was not finishing the job. They should have done what any honorable American would do when faced with a gate crashing felon; kill the parasite. 
As our president leaves office, he leaves on a high note that will certainly be ignored by the mainstream media. Why? Because it would make the president look good which would run counter to their never ending agenda of character assassination. 
Besides, it would take time away from the coronation of the anointed one.   I mean, seriously, how can we talk about national security when Michele Obama is wearing a new dress.   How can we talk trillion dollar budget deficits when the orgasmic events of the day are only costing the tax payers $150 million, which by the way is four times more than Bush spent on his inauguration that drove the media ballistic. 
But this is the day and age of hypocrisy. The liberals have finally found a leader, who like them, loathes freedom, liberty and justice.   They now have the ability to undermine God, family and country with their own values of emasculation and political correctness. They now have the power to ban free speech, only allow criminals access to guns, gay marriage, drive through abortion clinics, economic illiteracy, failing schools, union intimidation, sham elections, pedophilia and terrorism.  
Certainly there may be a democrat or two that doesn’t share those values but it’s fair to say that they aren’t in Washington where NAMBLA has front row seats to the Li’l Jazzy J rap show at the mall. As I said earlier, today is just another day for the intelligent few left in America. Certainly it’s a celebration for the young, the dumb and the uninformed to whom Obama owes a debt of gratitude. For the rest of us it’s time to figure out how we’re not going to get our pockets picked over the next four years. 
 
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Taking Back our Money, Rights, Families and Country

 

Wow, just two short weeks until the Messiah parts the skies with peace on earth and goodwill towards man. No more Hamas rocket attacks on innocent Isreali kids, no more gate crashing illegals killing innocent Americans, no more Islamic fascists turning airplanes into projectiles.   The peace and harmony will make me forever grateful to those who had the foresight to bow down to the chosen one. 

Of course we know that none of this will happen as the risk of violence continues to increase in direct correlation to our coddling of terrorists, who for those who attend government schools, are radical Muslims.   Yes, they look different and they dress different, just don’t let your local government academician or bureaucrat hear you saying that aloud. 

Along with this risk of violence abroad will be the increased risk at home, as our intelligence agencies are gutted in the dawn of the Obamanation.   Terrorists and illegals will be given free reign to do as they please to the American public and those who have been basking in the sun at Club Gitmo will now be entitled to their day in our kangaroo courts, where they will be released on their own recognizance to build bombs and slash throats to their hearts content.

If they are lucky, they can sidle up to the trough and maybe get their own terrorist bailout. I mean, we are only at one trillion dollars for this so called stimulus package. Why not give away a little more to our enemies to blow up bridges and roads that, according to liberals, are in great need of repair anyway. Surely we would save a lot on demolition costs and we wouldn’t even have to deal with union road crews who seemingly just stand around and do nothing.

One trillion dollars! Can you even fathom that amount? Did you know that it would take 31,500 years to count to a trillion one second at a time?   Did you know that one trillion dollars in pennies would weigh 310 million tons, which is about the combined weight of all the pregnant illegals between East LA and El Paso.   One trillion dollars in pennies would rise 98.6 million miles into the sky, more than the distance from the earth to the sun. One trillion dollars in pennies laid side by side would be more than 14,000 square miles which is larger than Delaware AND Hawaii, the purported birthplace of the messiah, combined. 

One trillion dollars will break the back of our nation and nobody seems to care, probably because the average government educated moron lacks the intellectual wherewithal to realize the damage that it will inflict. After all, it was these same morons that gave rise to Obama, as he spread his wings and soared amidst the columns of the ancient Greek temple.  

Keep in mind that this trillion dollars is on top of trillions of dollars in debt from the failed socialist security ponzi scheme. It is on top of medicare and Medicaid. It is on top of the inevitable trillions that will be tied up in the government takeover and ultimate destruction of our healthcare system.  

The kind of debt that gave rise to entire economic conundrum we are currently in will pale in comparison to the debt that the government is going to put on the backs of our children, their children and their children’s children. This is the kind of debt that no nation can possible survive.  

Thomas Paine once said that “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.” To describe our government today as anything but intolerable would be an understatement of epic proportions.   We are witnessing, for the first time in our history, a government that is truly drunk with power and is using every means possible to silence the truth while passing a sentence of death on our nation.

Government schools are raping the minds of our youth while the media fills the airwaves with lies and distortions in lock step with their liberal allies in Washington who seek to undermine the foundation upon which our nation was founded.   Liberal special interests are working in unison with the courts towards the obsolescence of real marriage, American culture and private property. Liberals in congress have an agenda calling for the banning of free speech and limiting the right to bear arms to only criminals, illegal aliens and terrorists.  

The stage is set for some really bad things to happen to our nation unless people wake up from their nanny state entitlement stupor.   The party is over and it’s time for those of us with any intelligence to make a difference.  

Most certainly, for those of us over thirty, indifference would be the easy way out. Let our children deal with the inevitable pain where suffering and likely violence will arise out of the congressional negligence that is occurring today.   But, to quote Thomas Paine one more time, “If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, so that my children may have peace.”

Our founding fathers lived by these words.   While they were forced to pick up guns, against the will of the ignorant and uninformed way back when, we are not there (yet). We have the ability to throw Congress out of office and it is something that must be done in 2010.   Sure, there will be damage done to the fiber of our nation in the interim by the careless, reckless and indifferent liberals who have turned our nation in a banana republic where Senate seats are for sale, judges are for hire and government contracts depend not on cost or benefit but rather who you know.   

If the GOP were smart, which they have proven not to be over the past eight years, they will seize this opportunity.   They will point out each and every aspect of the culture of corruption, hypocrisy and sedition that are the foundation of the modern day Democrats.  

They must formulate a message that resonates with Americans that is as simple as saying, we want you to have your money, your rights, your families and your country back.  It gets no simpler than that one sentence which is the polar opposite of the Democrat agenda of the 111th Congress and their messianic leader.
 
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Hope, Change or Just Plain Failure

 

While on the campaign trail B. Hussein Obama promised us hope and change.   In the days since his election, he has managed to pollute his entire cabinet with a bunch of Clinton retreads. I’m puzzled, is that hope or change?  

It appears that the messiah will be chauffeured around in a Cadillac limousine that gets a reported 10 miles to the gallon.   Maybe you can help me here, is that hope or change?  

Mrs. Obama, who for the second time in her life is proud of her country, has decided to enroll her children in the Sidwell Friends school where tuition is $29,442 per child.   This must be hope, because it sure isn’t change as both the Clinton’s and the Gore’s enrolled their children in this same elitist academic institution.  

So where is all this hope and change?   It’s all we heard about for twelve months.   As the messiah read his carefully crafted speeches from his teleprompter, we were asked to believe that he would part the skies and walk on water to fix all of our problems. He even promised to pay my mortgage and fill my gas tank, but despite his victory I still have a pile of bills at home.  

Do you think the young, the dumb and the uninformed have woken up yet?   What will it take to arouse the sheep from their nanny state stupor? The bailouts are apparently starting to rile some of the flock, but there are more bailouts on the table.   How about a bailout of the unions who have driven the Big Three into the ground. There’s now talk of a network television bailout due to declining ad revenues.   I wonder if they will include Fox News, the one profitable network, in that one.   My guess is personal bailouts are next. I think I’m going to run up an excessive amount of debt, because any semblance of fiscal responsibility will leave me S.O.L.

As of today the government has committed $7.4 trillion dollars to a variety of bailouts and this doesn’t even include the Big 3, who like the little piggies they are, will also line up at the trough.   Never mind the fact that we should demand they file bankruptcy and void all their union contracts before they get a nickel as that would make too much sense.

Where does this end? The liberals love it because they are getting ownership in every sector of American business.   Never mind the fact that those same incompetent government bureaucrats can’t even balance their own checkbook, this is about power.   What’s that called, hope or change?   Incompetent bureaucracy certainly isn’t change, so I guess that must be hope.  

The reality is that there isn’t going to be any change.   We have elected a politician who sadly lacks the experience to be a Wal-Mart greeter.   He may hope that he has the ability to lead, but his political appointments tell us otherwise.   He may want to change the politics of years past, but his cabinet of Clintonistas, including Mrs. Clinton herself, has Vince Foster rolling over in his grave.  Is this hope, change or just the beginning of what is most asuredly going to be a failure of epic proportions not witnessed since Jimmy Carter destroyed our nation. 
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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

 

In keeping with his pledge of more change we can count on, B. Hussein has announced that Eric Holder, another former Clintonista, will be his attorney general.   You may recall that Holder, then assistant Attorney General under Janet Reno, was the guy who signed off on Clinton’s pardon paperwork for fugitive financier Marc Rich.   Let’s see if perky little Katie and the folks at the Treason Times pick up on this one. 

To show how dumb the average Obama voter is, one needs to look no further than the recent Zogby poll which targeted Obama voters on Election Day. In this poll only 32% of Obama supporters knew that Democrats controlled Congress.   Only 2% could accurately identify questionable associations of the Obama.   Of the twelve questions asked only 54% could answer more than half correctly.   I wonder if summing up 1 + 1 was one of those questions? 

Of course Zogby is now under fire for this poll by the mainstream media because it does nothing short of exposing Obama supporters as generally being young, dumb and uninformed.   Arguably it makes the case for requiring voters to pass an IQ test before being allowed to cast a ballot.   But in the eyes of the media it hurts the image of their messiah who sheppard’s his flock like the blind leading the blind. 

None of this should come as a surprise.   We had a year’s worth of media coverage where not one question was asked of Obama, while Sarah Palin was criticized for the color of her lipstick. There was not one journalistic investigation into Obama’s citizenship, his illegal aunt, his terrorists associations or his racist church yet we had several journalists question whether McCain was really a POW. Joe Biden and plagiarism, forget it.   Sarah Palin’s husbands DUI twenty years ago; front page news.  

Now we have four more years of a media that is openly in the tank for their candidate.   If terrorists strike our homeland, it will be George Bush’s fault.   The economic collapse caused by the Democrat Community Reinvestment Act, George Bush’s fault.   Just wait, before it is all said and done the greedy unions will have no culpability in the demise of GM.   I guess the question is what is a greater concern, the threat to free speech posed by Obama’s agenda or the death of investigative journalism in America? 

My advice, if you don’t have a gun get one.   As I watch the horrific Obama appointments and his call for a civil security force we may as well be watch Der Fuhrer.   To think that we don’t live in dangerous times is like thinking the Democrats aren’t in charge of Congress; they are and we do. 

Our Constitution may not be able to withstand the inevitable challenges the Obama administration will present and most certainly the abominable jurists he will appoint.   We have a candidate who openly called for increased taxes, yet he got elected. His agenda means that unemployment will rise, yet he got elected.   Interest rates and inflation will rear their ugly heads, but the voters who by a 2 to 1 margin can’t name the Vice President elected Obama. In my own polling we have voters who by a margin of 73-27% can’t tell you why they voted for him but still voted for him.   These are voters who by a margin of 86-14% can’t name one single legislative accomplishment but put him in office anyway.   Then we have the voters who by a 96-4% margin elected Obama because of the color of his skin without even questioning whether their vote was for someone of Muslim descent or black descent. As Forrest Gump once said, “Stupid is as Stupid does.” Meet Stupid, you 2008 Obama electorate.

Christopher Van

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Obama has already jumped the shark

 

Dear President Elect Obama,

I am puzzled. For the past two years, during the longest presidential campaign in history, I have heard about how you would help me pay my mortgage and fill my car with gasoline.   You parted for the waters for the great unwashed with promises of everything from free healthcare to cable television, yet I still have a pile of bills in front of me.

Your election has proven to be a disappointment not known since realizing that the Brady Bunch house was an architectural fraud.   Like you, Mike Brady was a messiah of sorts. He was sold to Americans an ingenious architect who brought together three boys and three girls who lived happily ever after in a home that he designed. 

Perhaps you can explain how one can walk in the front door, go to the left, through a kitchen and into a family room and make another left and be in the back yard.   Only someone like Steven Spielberg, or the guy who writes your speeches, could design a home where the upstairs bedrooms are suspended over thin air.  

Maybe I just don’t know where you are coming from, but your campaign reminds me of the A-Team, where people drive off cliffs, get shot, cars explode but no one ever dies.   The show, like your campaign, used smoke, mirrors and stunts to make everyone feel good at the end of the hour, only this isn’t TV and it isn’t an hour. It’s our lives and four years of inevitable economic disaster. 

You’re healthcare mandate is a lot like Wylie Coyote falling off the cliff and smashing into the earth below, only those impacted won’t be around to see another scene with Road Runner.   In most respects your presidency has already jumped the shark before Reverend Wright has even had a chance to swear you into office.  And swear he will; remember, in your world it’s not God Bless America, its G-D America. 

In a mere three days since your sheep with the help of ACORN "elected" you we have seen the stock market tumble and job losses reach a fourteen year high.   New car sales are at a 25 year low, a recession is imminent and your plan to mandate unionization at stores like Wal-Mart is going to drive even more jobs overseas and more Americans to the unemployment line.   But for some strange reason you think a tax increase on the very people who create jobs will be the magic elixir.  

My suggestion is that between now and January 20th you go and find an old Delorean, install a flux capacitor and fly back in time to 1985, when we actually had a competent leader who understood national defense and economic prosperity. Pick up a copy of the New York Times before they sold out our nation and read the business section.   Learn about free market economics and the evils of communism.   Perhaps then you will be fit to lead our nation without your misguided notion of government being the solution, because it’s not. It is the ultimate evil and the sole cause of each and every economic catastrophe facing our nation today.

Christopher Van

www.christophervan.com

P.S. – I’m still waiting for the money to pay my mortgage and fill my gas tank. 

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What Next, William Ayers as Secretary of State

 

Perhaps you recall Barack Obama’s pledge to be a new kind of leader, a man of change, out with the old Washington politics and in with a new spirit of bipartisanship.   In his first move as President elect he has appointed Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff.   For those not familiar with Emanuel, he was one of the leading Clinton henchmen. He is a Chicago political thug, partisan hack and one of the most vile human beings to ever walk the face of the earth.   His most famous quote is that Republicans can go FU#! themselves.   He epitomizes everything that we came to detest about liberal politics, described by fellow Democrat Paul Begala as a cross between a “hemorrhoid and a toothache” and how he is Obama’s mouthpiece.

What’s it been, two days and two I told you so moments? At this rate we should look for William Ayers to become Secretary of State, Louis Farrakhan to become Secretary of Defense,  Jeremiah Wright to become Secretary of Education and Michele Obama to be head of the Proud to be an American movement.    

Chicago has long been known as the gutter of politics where crime, corruption and intimidation are the norm.   To those who wanted change so badly, I hope this is what you were anticipating.   Washington will become more partisan than ever with the liberal congress taking Tuesday’s election as a mandate to govern from the far, far left.   They will be so extreme that their agenda will make Karl Marx look like Ronald Reagan. 

As proof of this, you need look no further than a report in Reuter’s yesterday where liberals are calling upon the government to seize all 401k’s.   This sinister plot would involve taking your retirement and placing it in the Social Security Trust, which has already been bankrupted by Democrats.   Your investment would be limited to 5% and your annual return would be capped at 3%. To the economically illiterate amongst us, don’t fall for this charade. Stock investments are a long term proposition.   The average annual return over the past 100 years is 8%, just as it will be for the next hundred years. The government knows this; you may not because chances are you have been indoctrinated by this same government whose sole purpose in education is to rape the minds of our youth.  

If the government is going to steal your retirement, what else will they seek to steal?   What about your home, your business, your cottage or your car?  They already have free speech and your right to defend your loved ones in the cross hairs.   If ever there was a time to be vigilant, that time is now.   The most dangerous days in American history are now upon us and there is nothing we can do about it for the 767 days. Hopefully this is enough time to wake up the sheep in our midst who will otherwise be led to slaughter by the very people they put in office.

Christopher Van

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Why Voting Should be an IQ 80 Thing

The average life expectancy of a free society is approximately 200 years.   Our nation has celebrated freedom for 232 years, although it can be argued this virtue, once an embodiment of our nation, is on life support today.   As the young, the dumb and the uninformed head out to cast their vote for their messiah, I ask you to decide where we are in the cycle of freedom.

Let’s go back to the Stamp Act of 1765 and the Townsend Act of 1767, both moves by the British government to increase taxation on the colonists.   Some colonists, but not most, were angered.   In fact, the anger boiled over in 1773 in an act known as the Boston Tea Party.    Arguably, this was the first move by the colonists, or our forefathers, to restore freedom to their land.  

Clearly we are in a similar set of circumstances today, with an increasingly intrusive government that will have no choice but to increase taxes.   In fact, I will bet my paycheck that we have a 100% chance of seeing a tax increase put forth by the Democrat controlled congress in the next twelve months that will impact everyone who works.   The only chance of a veto is John McCain who sadly, due to the vote of the nanny state portion of the electorate, will be nowhere near the White House.  

Let’s look back at history, for it is the past that foretells the future. In 1773 our nation entered the first phase of a free society as they broke from bondage and moved to spiritual faith, devising a scheme to create one nation under God.   In 1776 the founders moved from spiritual faith to great courage as they picked up arms against the British.    They moved from courage to liberty over the next decade culminating on September 17, 1787, with the signing of the Constitution.  

As our nation embraced liberty, the masses recognized the courage of the few who had risked their freedom, fortunes and lives to bring prosperity to all, which took us to the next phase of our society; abundance.   Over the past two hundred years we became a nation of great abundance which unfortunately led to complacency.   Simply put, we got fat and happy and took our eye off the ball which allowed the government to go unchecked, as a result of the next phase which is apathy. 

Unfortunately, this apathy has led many in our nation into a state of dependence.   The dependence began in the Great Depression, with more and more handouts.   But it is plausible that this dependence goes back even further, to the creation of government schools, which have been used to brainwash and indoctrinate our youth into an acceptance of government control.    This dependence has grown greater as government used Great Society programs to destroy the black family.   They now seek to control our health and well being.   There is no doubt that we are in a full fledged state of dependence which is the next to last phase of any free society.

The final phase is bondage, where the government takes from those who can and gives to those who can’t.   Some call it spreading the wealth around, Karl Marx called it from each according to their abilities to each according to their means.   Throughout history it has been called Marxism, socialism, communism, fascism and today in the United States it is called liberalism.   There is no difference, bondage is bondage and we are now faced with the very situation from which we emerged in the 1770’s.

Back then folks like Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Revere, Franklin and Paine were considered out of the mainstream.   They were viewed by liberals in much the same way as Boortz, Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and millions of fellow conservatives are viewed by liberals today.   Liberals have always hated freedom and demonized those who sought to protect it.   Freedom takes away the power of liberals to control our lives which is the scenario we are once again faced with. Remember, the only greater threat to our freedom than Islamic fascism is domestic liberalism.  

The popularity of someone as unqualified and radical as B. Hussein Obama should call into question the intellect and fundamental acceptance of freedom of each and every person who casts a vote his way.   Put aside his associations with unrepentant terrorists, convicted mobsters, racist preachers and anti-Semitic fascists and look at his views. He loathes our Constitution, the framework of our society, and will appoint judges to undermine this document.   He is the embodiment of everything hard working Americans are against, yet he may very well be our president. 

As we go to the polls today, it is time to understand that voting should be an IQ 80 thing. Look around you and ask yourself how many of those casting ballots know the name of their Congressman, a Supreme Court judge or even our first president. In every state in America one must pass a test to drive, yet anyone can cast their vote which is far more dangerous to our freedom.    Perhaps it is time that we realize that voting, like driving, is a privilege. There is no Constitutional guarantee of the right to vote (Bush v. Gore, 2000) and it is time that we put an end to that myth before we are faced with having a choice of having to live on our knees or die on our feet.  

Christopher Van

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The Blind and Dumb Masses

 

As a recovering liberal I find myself periodically stopping into the local Liberals Anonymous chapter to ensure that I don’t deviate from the 12 step program.   Last night was no exception, but makes me wonder why it takes 12 steps, as cold turkey should work just fine when you realize the insidious nature of the disease. 

Liberals are a bitter bunch.   The group that supposedly stands for peace gets awfully violent if the subject of Obama losing comes up.   Why is it that this disease causes such vitriol amongst an otherwise loveable group?   What’s even more puzzling is their acceptance of a worldview shared by such people as Marx, Lenin, Mao and Hitler. It has to be deeper than the fact that they were beat up on the playground as wimpy kids. 

In less than one week we will have a complete take over of government by liberal fascists.   The most unpopular congress in history, with a 9% approval rating, will add to their ranks and be led by Her Fascistness Nancy Pelosi who has vowed to abolish free speech.   This congress will have the ability to ban anything and everything with a rubber stamp of approval from the messiah himself.   If you haven’t read the Book of Revelations lately, I suggest you take a moment to do so. 

As if this weren’t bad enough, Barack Obama will be appointing anti-Semitic, pro terrorist judges to the judiciary who will render our Constitution to be nothing more than a roll of Charmin.   They will whittle away our right to bear arms as part of a master plan to keep the dumb masses down while they rape and pillage our private property.  

If you have a 401K or a pension, look for the government to seize it.   Look for higher inflation as taxes increase and double digit unemployment as businesses move offshore to escape this confiscatory regulation.   In a nutshell, a new liberal nation will be born on November 5th.   I don’t know what it will be called but the United States of America will be dead.  

The new flag of our nation of liberals will likely be a hybrid between a hammer and sickle and the stars of Islam.   Founding fathers who created our great nation will be demonized, as liberal saints such as Castro, Chavez and Kim Jong Il are praised, for this is the true vision of liberals where wealth is shared evenly amongst the masses.  

There will remain a powerful class comprised of limousine liberals and their fellow media elite. They will punish success and censor those who dare to speak freely.   If you don’t believe me, ask the news anchor in Orlando who dared to ask Joe Biden if Obama was a socialist. That station is now banned from ever asking another question again.   If it sounds Pravda like, it is because that is the direction of our nation where biased media coverage is designed to protect the elite who will never cede power again short of a rising of the masses to take it back. 

It’s pretty amazing that this is the change that America wants.   If you think this isn’t the change then you, my friend, are sorely mistaken and prove to be a poor pupil of history.   History repeats and if you don’t believe that, I suggest watching some old video of the rise of the Third Reich.   Just as the dumb masses embraced Hitler, they are doing so with Obama.   My suggestion is that you use your vote wisely and don’t even think about voting until you watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pnRN0KBHuc

Christopher Van

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Horror Film Set to Debut at #1

According to the Treason Times and Obama press secretaries Couric, Gibson and Williams the election is all but over. After all, the Iranian parliament has announced their endorsement of B. Hussein Obama and Al-Queda has called off any pre-election attacks on the United States. 

I guess it’s time to take a look at what the United States 7/1/1776-11/4/2008 (R.I.P.) will look like when the Messiah moves to Pennsylvania Avenue.   To give you an example, I would suggest watching the evening news the day following the election, as it will be full of footage of Obama fanatics looting, pillaging and burning cities down.   If you don’t want to wait, just watch this video for a sneak preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6dj8wSDpn8

Yes, it is offensive but then again no more so than an Obama presidency. Crime will be on the rise in a nation where our courts will be littered with criminal appeasing Obama appointees. Sure, they’ll take away your guns in the name of public safety but don’t expect for a second they will demand that criminals turn in their firearms.  

A good preview of our nation for the next four years is Wall Street which is in mass sell off mode in anticipation of an Obama victory.   Capital is leaving our nation as never seen before.   More and more jobs will go to India and elsewhere as Obama makes it impossible for companies to operate under a new union power grab.   Small businesses will continue to lay off more and more workers resulting in record unemployment which is what Obama wants, as that creates the need for more government. 

The election of Obama will mark the end to the America that promoted rugged individualism and self sufficiency and the beginning of a culture of nanny state entitlementalism.   The riots that ensue after the birth of our new nation will mark the beginning of our own domestic banana republic where Chicago style corruption and mafia hits become the norm.  

This has been the agenda of 1960’s era radicals for a generation, but they were never able to pull it off until they created Barack Obama.   For all we know, Obama was assembled and programmed a Chicago basement and given a fake Hawaiian birth certificate. Then again, maybe he was really born in Kenya and is ineligible to be president. We will never know because the media isn’t doing their job.  

What is certain are increased taxes, inflation and unemployment.   Family values will be a thing of the past unless your family consists of two mommies, two daddies, two transgendereds, two pedophiles or any variation thereof. But mommy and daddy, no way Jose. Speaking of Jose, he and his 12 million illegal buddies will soon be citizens moving into your neighborhoods to steal more of our education dollars. 

Yes, the Obamination is set to debut at number one come Election Day. This may be the greatest horror film witnessed since the rise of the Third Reich.   If you don’t know the real Obama, please click on this link and share it with your uninformed friends who still have time to make an informed decision. 

 
Christopher Van
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America Deserves to Hear the Truth

 

It is pretty easy to make the case that Barack Obama wants to win this election. In fact, he has gone so far as to change his entire persona to deceive the American people who would not vote for him if they knew the truth.   Given his ambition, wouldn’t you agree that his internal pollsters would be fairly accurate in their assessment of his chances?

I’m not talking about his personal press secretaries like Couric, Gibson and Williams, but rather those who are actually talking to likely voters. Sure, the aforemention media personalities all have their own agenda, which is why their polls are very different.   You see, they want the average American to think the election is over, but with the internal polls showing it getting tighter the Obama campaign has the need to be concerned. 

Should the rest of us be concerned? While driving home yesterday I counted 48 McCain yard signs and not one for Obama.   I just so happen to live in the swing state of Florida where the mainstream media would have you believe that Obama is ahead in the polls; that would be their biased polls.   Michele Obama was in town yesterday and if it weren’t for the ACORN shuttles from the local soup kitchens, homeless shelters and housing projects it’s fair to say it would have been an empty house.   But hey, gotta get out the vote and vote they did, 73 times each. 

It’s time that America learn the truth about Obama, his associates, his socialist ideals and just how dangerous it would be to meet with Iran without precondition. Warning, this isn’t for the faint at heart, but it’s time for the truth which is exactly what you get from Christopher Van and the folks at Golden Pansy Productions.   Click the following link or paste into your browser and then pass along for the world to see so they have a fighting chance to make an informed decision, because Lord knows they ain’t getting the truth from the Obamamessiah media. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXwTzxp8Sbo

Christopher Van

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The Mother of All Welfare Checks

Get ready for the mother of all government welfare, coming to us in the form of a $700 BILLION dollar bailout. First, I will say that I am disappointed in John McCain trying to do the stand up thing and suspending his campaign. I understand why he did it, but once again he needs to realize that this whole call for bipartisanship is a farce.

If bipartisanship had been the sound bite in 1776 we would still be a crown colony. If it had prevailed in 1865 B. Hussein Obama would not be running for president, rather he’d be running a cotton gin on a plantation in Mississippi. If we have ever learned something from history it is that bi-partisanship, while sounding nice on paper, is a Trojan horse. Conservatism is what led the way to tea in the harbor, abolition and equal access to education. Liberalism, on the other hand, is what led to 60’s radicalism, 70’s inflation, 90’s sexcapades in the oval office, 9/11 and ultimately the current financial crisis.

The biggest problem with our government is that they do not understand the 800 pound gorilla that they have created with never ending taxation, regulation and bureaucracy. They have spent decades creating the perfect storm that is upon us with their utopian vision of homeownership for all, even for those who should have never qualified for a mortgage.

Now, we the taxpayers are going to be saddled for generations with a tab created in large part by the creation of the Community Reinvestment Act which was instituted at the request of racist and Marxist lobbying organizations such as ACORN and the Communist Party of America.

Liberals and their pals in the media, such as Obama spokesgal Katie Couric, are blaming Republicans, in particular President Bush. If I recall, wasn’t it Bush who several years ago warned of the impending disaster if Fannie and Freddie didn’t straighten their act up? Instead of heeding that warning, folks like Obama economic advisor Franklin Raines continued horrendous lending practices, cooked the books and then walked away with tens of millions of dollars.

The bottom line is if the mainstream media ever told the truth every liberal would be tossed from office. Certainly the GOP isn’t squeaky clean in this mess, but they surely have far less culpability than the biased, in the tank for Obama, liberal media would have you believe.

It is time for McCain to get back out on the trail and tell Americans the truth. When he does that he surges in the polls. The best thing he can do is take the muzzle off Sarah Palin because she is seemingly the only one running for office that actually gets it.

The debate tomorrow night needs to go on and it needs to focus on the economy with Obama telling us of his connections to shady mortgage dealings. He needs to explain his alliance with Marxists such as Saul Alinsky and terrorist William Ayers. He needs to explain how his tax increases will undermine an already fragile economy. As for McCain, he needs to press the Chosen One on the very issues that will become his Achilles Heal if he were to ever tell America the truth of his beliefs.

Christopher Van
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